Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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