I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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