Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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