I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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