I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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