i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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