Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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