For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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