Non-Jews are for practice
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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