Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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