To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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