what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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