Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Houston, we have a blender
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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