At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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