I should be sponsored by Trojan
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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