can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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