I'm jealous of your bromance
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Just pee around me
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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