I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I want her autograph on my taint
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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