i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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