I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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