at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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