sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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