if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Operation Purity has been aborted
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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