don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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