you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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