She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
