i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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