I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize