I hate your face
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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