Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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