I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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