You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just want to make out with him forever
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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