Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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