You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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