It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
worst night to have a conscience
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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