I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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