So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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