she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Enjoy the penises
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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