trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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