I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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