...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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