this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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