SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Who did Billy Mays play for?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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