Ambien. No doubt about it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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