I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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