I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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