how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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