I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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