even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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