she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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