Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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