it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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