Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to have your abortion
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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