would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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