this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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