After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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