Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The air was thick with penises
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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